Vogon Poetry, by Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz:
Oh Freckled Gruntbuggly..
Thy micturations are to me..
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop! I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes ...
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Authors, lecturers, and teachers will take care of all your writing needs. We are a husband and wife writing and teaching team. We have extensive experience with creative, academic, and purpose writing. As well as writing and composing in English and Italian, Enzo, an Australian, is fluent in Hebrew, Spanish, and Swedish. Karen, an American, has published several non-fiction books and ebooks. We have written extensively for business & non-profit organizations creating grant applications, ebooks, reports, newsletters, brochures, and website content.
More About Karen
In addition to teaching and freelance work, Karen writes a weekly column at the St. Pauls Review. She also leads workshops in Creative Writing, Poetry and Journal Therapy, and Memoir Writing. She has studied genealogy and personal histories since 1987, lecturing and leading workshops on Memoir Writing and Journaling to the community since 1998. Karen holds a BA in English and has studied Literature, Business, and Education at the graduate level. She currently teaches English Composition at Fayetteville Technical Community College.
More About Enzo
Enzo attended Christian Heritage College in Brisbane, Australia, where he completed a BA in English & History, and began teaching. After studying Children's Literature he turned his hand to writing, and wrote the Tsami & Tsado trilogy. He then completed a BEd in Italian & English and an MA in Applied Linguistics at the University of Queensland. He has published three volumes of poetry and a novel, Like a Thief in the Night. Enzo teaches English Composition at Fayetteville Technical Community College. He is currently working on his memoirs, Up Above from Down Under, a sequel to Thief in the Night, and a paranormal novel set in rural North Carolina.
Former Clients include First Pentecostal Holiness, Real Kids Photography, Demand Studios, Florida Living Magazine, Random Order Entertainment, The Jupiter Farmer, The Stuart News, Women Service Network, The Street Called Straight Tabernacle, Photographs by Nancy, Adventure Horizons Magazine, numerous fiction authors, Florida Georgia Blood Alliance, City of Port St. Lucie Parks & Recreation, Suite 101, Bella Online, St. Gerard Campus, The Life Center, Literary Mama.
"I am very pleased with the final product. I got more than I expected quality, delivery, price and service. I would definitely work with Karen again."
"Karen followed the outline to a T and provided the product I was needing. She is on my list of providers for use on future products."
“Exactly what I needed. Excellent work done as instructed and provided on time. A rare feat. Highly recommend.”
“Quick and professional. Enjoyed working with Karen!”
“We required some rewrite and rework of the photographs in the report, and they were done cheerfully and quickly. Very professional and nice to work with.”
